A wise woman once said f*ck this sh*t, and she lived happily ever after - Black Tote Bag

This black tote bag is for those moments when life, people, or both have pushed you past polite conversation. Sarcastic, sweary, and deeply relatable, it delivers the message loud and clear with zero apologies.

Made from durable cotton and designed for everyday use, this tote is strong, practical, and ideal for shopping trips, work days, or carrying all the stuff you absolutely didn’t plan on buying.

Perfect for

Birthdays
Secret Santa gifts
Valentine’s & Galentine’s Day
Christmas gifts
Funny gifts for women
Office gifts
Coffee lovers
Friends, sisters, and colleagues

Features

Material: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, eco-friendly, and durable design.
Design: Features the quote “A wise woman once said fck this sht, and she lived happily ever after”.
Bag Size: 38cm x 40cm (15" x 15.7").
Carry Options: Features comfortable handles with a 67cm (26.4") length,

Care Instructions

Hand wash only