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Congratulate them… while making it very clear how you really feel.
This funny, brutally honest card is perfect for mixed‑emotion farewells — celebrating a new job while desperately wishing they weren’t going anywhere. Ideal for work goodbyes that need humour, not forced enthusiasm.

Clean typography, premium cardstock, and a message that balances sarcasm with genuine affection. Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs.

Product Details

  • Size: 15 cm x 15 cm when folded

  • Premium matte card stock

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Comes with a kraft envelope

  • Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs

  • All greeting cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer

Perfect For

  • Colleagues leaving for a new job

  • Workplace goodbyes and farewells

  • People who prefer humour over gushy sentiments

  • Cheeky leaving or new job cards

Reyt Designs

Congratulations on your new job! Yeah, whatever! Please don't leave me - Greeting Card

Congratulations on your new job! Yeah, whatever! Please don't leave me - Greeting Card

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