Congratulations on your new job! Yeah, whatever! Please don't leave me - Greeting Card

Congratulate them… while making it very clear how you really feel.
This funny, brutally honest card is perfect for mixed‑emotion farewells — celebrating a new job while desperately wishing they weren’t going anywhere. Ideal for work goodbyes that need humour, not forced enthusiasm.

Clean typography, premium cardstock, and a message that balances sarcasm with genuine affection. Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs.

Product Details

• Size: 15 cm x 15 cm when folded

• Premium matte card stock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Comes with a kraft envelope

• Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs

• All greeting cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer

Perfect For

• Colleagues leaving for a new job

• Workplace goodbyes and farewells

• People who prefer humour over gushy sentiments

• Cheeky leaving or new job cards