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Reyt Designs

Holy f*ck! How old? - Greeting Card

Holy f*ck! How old? - Greeting Card

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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Some ages deserve a double take.
This bold, sweary card is perfect for birthdays that feel genuinely unbelievable. Short, sharp, and brutally funny — ideal for friends who appreciate straight-talking humour and zero sugar-coating.

Clean typography, premium cardstock, and a message that balances shock-value humour with genuine affection. Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs.

Product Details

  • Size: 15 cm x 15 cm when folded

  • Premium matte card stock

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Comes with a kraft envelope

  • Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs

  • All greeting cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer

Perfect For

  • Friends with milestone birthdays

  • People who can take a joke

  • Fans of short, sweary humour

  • Funny birthday cards that say it all in four words

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