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Reyt Designs

Holy f*ck! You're (age)?! - Greeting Card

Holy f*ck! You're (age)?! - Greeting Card

£3.00 GBP
£3.00 GBP
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Age

Sometimes, age is just shocking.
This bold, cheeky card is perfect for milestone birthdays — 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, or 100. Short, sweary, and brutally honest, it’s ideal for friends and family who appreciate humour over sentimentality.

Clean typography, premium cardstock, and a message that balances shock-value humour with genuine affection. Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs.

Product Details

  • Size: 15 cm x 15 cm when folded

  • Premium matte card stock

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Comes with a kraft envelope

  • Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs

  • All greeting cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer

Perfect For

  • Milestone birthdays (20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100)

  • Friends or family with a sense of humour

  • People who love sweary, shocking birthday cards

  • Funny cards for birthdays that make you gasp

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