If you steal this pen, you're a c*nt - Classic White Curve Pen

For the chronic pen thieves in every office — consider this a public warning.
This Classic White Curve Pen features the unapologetic phrase: If you steal this pen, you're a c*nt, making it the perfect addition to any desk that's tired of being raided.

Smooth black ink, a comfy curved grip, and just the right level of aggressive charm.

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Details

• White curve ballpoint pen

• Smooth black ink

• Comfortable curved grip

• Premium printed text

• Lightweight and durable

• Ideal for calling out serial pen stealers

Perfect for:

• Office desks with missing-pen syndrome

• Colleagues who love a bit of dark humour

• Secret Santa gifts

• Adult humour stationery

• Anyone who's sick of people “borrowing” things forever