Merry Christmas you d*ckhead - Greeting Christmas Card

For the friend who deserves exactly this level of festive affection.
Our “Merry Christmas, you d*ckhead” card delivers pure seasonal honesty — cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a proper laugh.

Card details:
🎄 15cm x 15cm (6in x 6in)
🎄 Printed on premium 250gsm cardstock
🎄 Comes with a clean white envelope
🎄 Blank inside for your own questionable Christmas message

✨ All our cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer — mix and match across the full range. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Perfect for close friends, work besties, siblings, partners, and anyone who appreciates sweary festive humour.

Designed in-house, printed in the UK, and funnier than anything you'll find in a supermarket card aisle.