For the delighted idiot in your life.
Our “Merry Christmas you silly bollocks” card is the perfect mix of festive cheer and affectionate insult — ideal for mates who'd absolutely expect this from you.

Card details:
🎄 15cm x 15cm (6in x 6in)
🎄 Printed on premium 250gsm cardstock for that proper quality feel
🎄 Comes with a crisp white envelope
🎄 Blank inside so you can write whatever chaos you like

✨ All our cards are included in our 3 for 2 offer — mix and match across the full range. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, workmates, and any silly bollocks who brightens your year.

Designed in-house and printed in the UK.