There's no crisis in life that a brew and an orgasm can't solve - Black Tote Bag

Bold, blunt, and absolutely not for the faint-hearted, this black tote bag delivers savage humour with zero apologies.

Made from sturdy cotton and built for everyday use, this tote is practical, durable, and ideal for those who appreciate dark humour.

Perfect for

Birthdays
Secret Santa gifts
Valentine’s & Galentine’s Day
Christmas gifts
Funny gifts for women
Office gifts
Coffee lovers
Friends, sisters, and colleagues

Features

Material: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, eco-friendly, and durable design.
Design: Features the quote “There's no crisis in life that a brew and an orgasm can't solve”.
Bag Size: 38cm x 40cm (15" x 15.7").
Carry Options: Features comfortable handles with a 67cm (26.4") length,

Care Instructions

Hand wash only