Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon - Ceramic Mug

£9.00

Navigate the absurdity of arguments with our Ceramic Mug featuring the clever analogy, "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird will shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway." Crafted from high-quality white ceramic, this mug is not just for your favourite beverage; it's a witty reminder to choose your battles wisely. Dishwasher resistant and microwave safe, it's a playful addition to your mug collection.

Product Details:

  • Material: High-quality white ceramic.

  • Size: 11oz / 325ml capacity.

  • Durability: Dishwasher resistant up to 800 wash cycles at 45°C.

  • Microwave Safe: Convenient for heating beverages.

  • Finish: Imported for hand finish in Yorkshire.

  • Quote: "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird will shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway" - Sublimated in black.

Why Choose Our Mug?

  • Clever analogy for a lighthearted perspective on arguments.

  • Premium ceramic for quality and durability.

  • Dishwasher resistant and microwave safe.

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