Not Today, Ofsted! – 100% Recycled Cotton Accessory Bag

Because sometimes, surviving the school day is achievement enough.

The “Not Today, Ofsted!” pouch is made from 100% recycled cotton canvas — sturdy, practical, and ideal for storing the bits that keep you sane. Perfect for pens, stickers, caffeine sachets, emergency snacks, or a small bottle of calm.

Printed in-house by Reyt Designs, it's funny, functional, and painfully relatable. A little daily reminder that some days, your only goal is to keep chaos to a minimum and inspectors at bay.

Features

• Quote: “Not Today, Ofsted!”

• Made from 100% recycled cotton canvas

• Weight: 400gsm

• Size: 20 × 12 × 6 cm

• Capacity: 1 L

• Flat zip fastening for security

• Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs

• Ideal for classroom essentials, stationery, or snacks

• Perfect funny gift for teachers, TAs, or school staff everywhere