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I Couldn't Care Less - Travel Mug
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Somebody sedate me - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me, breathe in and out. There’s literally nothing else you can do - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s plan FUCK IT! - Ceramic Mug
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Today's mantra Punching people will land me jail time and I'm too soft for jail. Omm - Ceramic Mug
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I was once a people person. But people ruined that for me. Now I'm a coffee person - Ceramic Mug
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I'm sarchotic. People don't know if I'm just sarcastic or fucking psychotic - Ceramic Mug
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The devil whispered I'm coming for you. I whispered back bring coffee - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a tea enthusiast. The more tea I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a coffee enthusiast. The more coffee I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I hate when people don't get my sarcasm because I now sound like a bully - Ceramic Mug
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BookTok Man In A Doorway - Ceramic Mug
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If you hear me shouting at my children, just know, that I said it nicely 37 times - Ceramic Mug
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Live Laugh Fuck Off - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: The guardian of the thermostat, keeper of the sacred household temperature - Ceramic Mug
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Don’t you sometimes just want to say. You can’t possibly be that fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m in a bad mood or everyone around me is just fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Saying fuck off is rude. Instead ask how can I hep you to fuck off. Be kind - Ceramic Mug
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As per my previous email - Ceramic Mug
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Successful adulting is when you avoid stabbing someone even though you really want to - Ceramic Mug
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I'm all peopled out - Ceramic Mug
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Good luck with yourself - Ceramic Mug
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Go away. I'm introverting - Ceramic Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Travel Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Travel Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Travel Mug
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Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions - Travel Mug
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Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot - Travel Mug
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Some days my supply of available fucks to give is insufficient for the demand - Travel Mug
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It’s hard to smile and nod when all I want to do is slap people in their faces - Travel Mug
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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, and I don't give an eeffoc until I had my coffee - Travel Mug
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I'm too old for this SHIT - Travel Mug
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I’m not bossy. I am the boss - Travel Mug
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Perfect brew - Travel Mug
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I fucking sparkle - Travel Mug
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I'm sarcastic because telling people to go fuck themselves is apparently rude - Travel Mug
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Don't Like Me? Have a Seat with the Rest of People Waiting for Me to Give a Fuck - Travel Mug
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The path to inner peace begins with four words: Not my fucking problem - Travel Mug
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Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of people to piss off - Travel Mug
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I'm really not trying to be a bitch but you are not making it easy for me - Travel Mug
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If I ever say 'First Of All' - Travel Mug
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I just want to bring me bestie to work so she/he can see the shitshow for herself/himself - Ceramic Mug
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I know the voices aren’t real, but they come up with some great ideas - Ceramic Mug
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I can’t do people today - Ceramic Mug
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Listen the fuck up - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are solving major world problems, and I'm just here being cute and all - Ceramic Mug
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Whenever, wherever... I meant to have it altogether but hate to disappoint - Ceramic Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Ceramic Mug
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Yorkshire Sayings - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me because I burn sage, it means that the sage is working - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The CEO of unsolicited advice, with a PhD in "I know what's best for you." - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The queen of sarcasm, capable of delivering cutting remarks with a smile - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The official sponsor of the We have food at home campaign - Ceramic Mug
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Elegant Zodiac Symbol - Ceramic Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Ceramic Mug
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Having dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting - Ceramic Mug
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Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Most likely won’t give a fuck tomorrow - Ceramic Mug
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I fucking hate people - Ceramic Mug
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I'm freaking awesome - Ceramic Mug
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It’s so hard not to swear. Sentences just don’t sound the same. They feel unseasoned - Ceramic Mug
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Did you know that there’s a medicine for what you suffer from? It’s called cuntybiotics - Ceramic Mug
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I know that some people don’t like me. Do you know that I don’t give a fuck - Ceramic Mug
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You can’t possibly still be shocked by what’s coming out of my mouth - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Ceramic Mug
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People with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance - Ceramic Mug
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