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I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Travel Mug
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The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer Travel Mug
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I Couldn't Care Less - Travel Mug
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Staying positive & testing negative - Ceramic Mug
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Somebody sedate me - Ceramic Mug
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Some people like to stir the pot. Some people like to smoke it - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me, breathe in and out. There’s literally nothing else you can do - Ceramic Mug
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Taking it one ‘are you fucking kidding me’ at a time - Ceramic Mug
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I’ve hit a whole new level of not giving a fuck - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s plan FUCK IT! - Ceramic Mug
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Live. Laugh. Love. Leave me alone - Ceramic Mug
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Do not disturb me whilst I’m drinking my coffee. My will to live and all of my people skills are in this mug - Ceramic Mug
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Today's mantra Punching people will land me jail time and I'm too soft for jail. Omm - Ceramic Mug
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I won't die without coffee, But you might - Ceramic Mug
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I was once a people person. But people ruined that for me. Now I'm a coffee person - Ceramic Mug
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I don't need your attitude. I've got my own - Ceramic Mug
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Some people score the perfect 10 on my twatometer - Ceramic Mug
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I'll never ever ever get my shit together - Ceramic Mug
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Live. Laugh. Love. Don't be a... - Ceramic Mug
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I'm sarchotic. People don't know if I'm just sarcastic or fucking psychotic - Ceramic Mug
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Trauma. Do you mean the reason why I'm so fucking hilarious - Ceramic Mug
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The devil whispered I'm coming for you. I whispered back bring coffee - Ceramic Mug
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Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a tea enthusiast. The more tea I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a coffee enthusiast. The more coffee I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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If anyone has any experiene with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know - Ceramic Mug
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I hate when people don't get my sarcasm because I now sound like a bully - Ceramic Mug
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I don't remember how to write in Roman numerals. I'M LIVID - Ceramic Mug
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At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants you all the time. Don't ler that person be your manager at work - Ceramic Mug
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BookTok Man In A Doorway - Ceramic Mug
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I don't have the energy for you today - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a YOUR TEXT I work harder than ugly strippers - Personalised Ceramic Mug
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Your secrets are safe with me. I'm not even listening - Ceramic Mug
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I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm - Ceramic Mug
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I won't be remembered as a person who keeps their mouth shut - Ceramic Mug
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I wish stupid people came with the mute button - Ceramic Mug
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Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job - Ceramic Mug
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Apologies for having a great rack and always being right - Ceramic Mug
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I don't have the energy today to pretend I like people - Ceramic Mug
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I have finally discovered what’s wrong with people. On the left side of their brains, there’s nothing right, and on the right side, there’s nothing left - Ceramic Mug
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If you hear me shouting at my children, just know, that I said it nicely 37 times - Ceramic Mug
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Live Laugh Fuck Off - Ceramic Mug
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Daily reminder some people are here just to test your patience - Ceramic Mug
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Proudly sponsored by blood, sweat and tears but mostly wine - Ceramic Mug
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Keeping my head high and my middle finger higher - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: Wisdom is surpassed only by his sense of directions - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: The person we ask about mum's whereabouts - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: The guardian of the thermostat, keeper of the sacred household temperature - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: Proudly supporting socks with sandals since forever - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: Master of the grill, king of the corny joke - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: Keeps mother sane and the children alive - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: Carries photos where his money used to be - Ceramic Mug
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Don’t you sometimes just want to say. You can’t possibly be that fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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We drink coffee in this place - Ceramic Mug
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Proud member of the overcaffeinated club - Ceramic Mug
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Apparently, alcohol is not the way to improve staff meetings - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m in a bad mood or everyone around me is just fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Saying fuck off is rude. Instead ask how can I hep you to fuck off. Be kind - Ceramic Mug
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I refer to myself as a ‘free spirit’ because it sounds better than ‘out of fucking control' - Ceramic Mug
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Don't mistake me for someone who gives a fuck - Ceramic Mug
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As per my previous email - Ceramic Mug
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The only things in my house that aren’t dusty are my wine glasses - Ceramic Mug
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Successful adulting is when you avoid stabbing someone even though you really want to - Ceramic Mug
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I'm all peopled out - Ceramic Mug
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If I'm too much, go find less - Ceramic Mug
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I'd be too powerful if I was mentally stable - Ceramic Mug
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I hope your day is as pleasant as you - Ceramic Mug
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I don't want to adult anymore. I don't even want to be a human. I want to be a goat and headbutt everyone - Ceramic Mug
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I believe in being annoyed at first sight - Ceramic Mug
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Good luck with yourself - Ceramic Mug
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Go away. I'm introverting - Ceramic Mug
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I’ve tried shutting up. It’s not for me - Travel Mug
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I’m sitting here enjoying my brew like I’ve got no laundry to do - Travel Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Travel Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Travel Mug
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I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn alcohol into bad decisions and absolute chaos - Travel Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Travel Mug
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Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions - Travel Mug
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DO NOT DISTURB! Already disturbed. Proceed with caution - Travel Mug
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Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot - Travel Mug
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I wish I lacked common sense. You all seem so happy - Travel Mug
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I really want to be nice to people but some of you dickheads - Travel Mug
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You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give - Travel Mug
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I’m not trying to insult people. I’m just good at describing them - Travel Mug
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I have my own circus and my own monkeys. Keep yours away - Travel Mug
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Some days my supply of available fucks to give is insufficient for the demand - Travel Mug
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It’s hard to smile and nod when all I want to do is slap people in their faces - Travel Mug
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Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope, nothing - Travel Mug
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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, and I don't give an eeffoc until I had my coffee - Travel Mug
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I'm too old for this SHIT - Travel Mug
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There’s a chance this contains alcohol - Travel Mug
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The main cause of stress is daily contact with idiots - Travel Mug
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A day without sarcasm probably wouldn’t kill me, but why risk it - Travel Mug
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Nope? Me neither - Travel Mug
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I’m not bossy. I am the boss - Travel Mug
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My dog can tell if you are a twat - Travel Mug
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Perfect brew - Travel Mug
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I'm trying to be more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is a dickhead - Travel Mug
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I fucking sparkle - Travel Mug
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I'm sarcastic because telling people to go fuck themselves is apparently rude - Travel Mug
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Don't Like Me? Have a Seat with the Rest of People Waiting for Me to Give a Fuck - Travel Mug
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If You Don't Like the Word CUNT, Don't Act Like One - Travel Mug
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The path to inner peace begins with four words: Not my fucking problem - Travel Mug
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Forgive and forget? Nahh... Fuck you and fuck that - Travel Mug
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Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of people to piss off - Travel Mug
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I'm really not trying to be a bitch but you are not making it easy for me - Travel Mug
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One of these days I’m going to get my shit together. But not today. Or tomorrow. The next few weeks are pretty full too - Travel Mug
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I need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth - Travel Mug
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If I ever say 'First Of All' - Travel Mug
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Be careful. My mouth can hurt your feelings - Travel Mug
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I'm running entirely on sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts - Travel Mug
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Keep talking... I'm diagnosing you - Travel Mug
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When I said 'How stupid can you be?' it wasn't a challenge - Travel Mug
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Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they are dead - Travel Mug
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I just want to bring me bestie to work so she/he can see the shitshow for herself/himself - Ceramic Mug
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Work is already hard, but some co-workers make it even harder - Ceramic Mug
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Weekend plans: I’ll either stay home, and wish I went out or go out, and wish I stayed home - Ceramic Mug
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I have a very peopley job for a person who doesn’t like people - Ceramic Mug
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I’ve tried shutting up. It’s not for me - Ceramic Mug
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I know the voices aren’t real, but they come up with some great ideas - Ceramic Mug
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I can’t do people today - Ceramic Mug
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I’m sitting here enjoying my brew like I’ve got no laundry to do - Ceramic Mug
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I’m sitting here enjoying my brew like I’ve got nothing to do - Ceramic Mug
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I’m sitting here enjoying my brew like I’ve got no work to do - Ceramic Mug
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I’m sitting here enjoying my brew like I’ve got no shit to do - Ceramic Mug
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Trying really hard not to unleash my inner dickhead - Ceramic Mug
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Trying really hard not to unleash my inner bitch - Ceramic Mug
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Listen the fuck up - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are solving major world problems, and I'm just here being cute and all - Ceramic Mug
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Whenever, wherever... I meant to have it altogether but hate to disappoint - Ceramic Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Ceramic Mug
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Good girls go to heaven. Bad ones get spanked - Ceramic Mug
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I’m busy being fucking awesome - Ceramic Mug
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Stop wondering if you are good enough. You’re not - Ceramic Mug
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I’m in a pretty good mood today. I’ll probably tell you to fuck off, but I’ll have a smile on my face. I might not even give you the finger - Ceramic Mug
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I refuse to argue with people who should have been swallowed - Travel Mug
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Yorkshire Sayings - Ceramic Mug
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Why is it called ‘beauty sleep’ if I wake up looking like this - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me because I burn sage, it means that the sage is working - Ceramic Mug
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‘We don’t lick people’ is the biggest lie we tell children - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The unofficial CEO of the "Turn off the Lights" campaign, with a knack for conserving energy and preserving sanity - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The CEO of unsolicited advice, with a PhD in "I know what's best for you." - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The unofficial CEO of the "Eat Your Vegetables" campaign, with a persuasive technique that borders on coercion - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The undisputed champion of "I told you so," with a winning streak that spans decades - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The reigning champion of the "Because I said so" Olympics, with a gold medal in parental authority - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The unofficial CEO of the "Clean Your Room" campaign, with a zero-tolerance policy for clutter - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The queen of sarcasm, capable of delivering cutting remarks with a smile - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The human alarm clock that wakes you up with a blend of affection and nagging - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The only person who can find your lost items just by asking: "Have you checked under your bed?" - Ceramic Mug
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Mother / Mum: The official sponsor of the We have food at home campaign - Ceramic Mug
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Elegant Zodiac Symbol - Ceramic Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Ceramic Mug
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Tattoos hurt less than dealing with stupid people - Ceramic Mug
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If you are cooler than me, does it make me hotter than you - Ceramic Mug
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Having dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting - Ceramic Mug
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Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Most likely won’t give a fuck tomorrow - Ceramic Mug
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I fucking hate people - Ceramic Mug
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I'm freaking awesome - Ceramic Mug
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There’s a method to my madness... haha, just kidding. It’s just madness, straight up chaotic madness. But I’m fun - Ceramic Mug
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People are taught to be too many things that contradict each other. I’ve decided to be amazing - Ceramic Mug
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It’s so hard not to swear. Sentences just don’t sound the same. They feel unseasoned - Ceramic Mug
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Being sarcastic and being sincere sounds surprisingly similar - Ceramic Mug
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I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn alcohol into bad decisions and absolute chaos - Ceramic Mug
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Did you know that there’s a medicine for what you suffer from? It’s called cuntybiotics - Ceramic Mug
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Stupid people should pay more tax - Ceramic Mug
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I should be paid more for the amount of idiocy I need to deal with - Ceramic Mug
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Being at work is a social experiment testing the limits of my patience and ability to interract with idiots - Ceramic Mug
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I know that some people don’t like me. Do you know that I don’t give a fuck - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are just a waste of evolution - Ceramic Mug
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You can’t possibly still be shocked by what’s coming out of my mouth - Ceramic Mug
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I like to leave people more confused than how I found them - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Ceramic Mug
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People with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance - Ceramic Mug
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Never be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic - Ceramic Mug
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I might leave work early today, for whatever excuse you’ll believe - Ceramic Mug
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I wonder how many people listen to me and think if I get psychiatric help - Ceramic Mug
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'I told you so’ can give better satisfaction than sex - Ceramic Mug
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Refusing to waste my energy on being normal - Ceramic Mug
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Embracing the glorious mess that I am - Ceramic Mug
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I tried to be normal once. Worst experience ever - Ceramic Mug
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Dear life, could you at least use lube - Ceramic Mug
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I like staring at marked slices of tree for hours, hallucinating vividly. Reading is awesome - Ceramic Mug
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Avocado
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Koala
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Tortoise
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Zebra
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Horse
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Dog
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Cat
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Ducks
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Owl
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Sloth
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Butterflies
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Cow
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Penguins
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Fish
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Monkeys
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Sheep
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Toucan
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Personalised Ceramic Mug For Children - Chickens
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