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You think I’m sarcastic. You should hear the things I keep to myself - Ceramic Mug
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Shhh, no one cares - Ceramic Mug
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Life is all about being pretty. I’m pretty funny. You are pretty daft - Ceramic Mug
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I have never faked a sarcasm - Ceramic Mug
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Proud member of the National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your help - Ceramic Mug
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Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and you will cry - Ceramic Mug
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My biggest achievement in life is staying out of prison and mental health hospital - Ceramic Mug
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I've googled my symptoms. Turns out that I have a bullshit intolerance - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s plan FUCK IT! - Travel Mug
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Today’s forecast: 100% chance of bullshit. 0% chance of giving a fuck - Travel Mug
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m in a bad mood or everyone around me is just fucking stupid - Travel Mug
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Live Laugh fuck Off - Travel Mug
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Letting that shit go - Travel Mug
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I know that some people don’t like me. Do you know that I don’t give a fuck - Travel Mug
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Don’t you sometimes just want to say. You can’t possibly be that fucking stupid - Travel Mug
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Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Most likely won’t give a fuck tomorrow - Travel Mug
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Did you know that there’s a medicine for what you suffer from? It’s called cuntybiotics - Travel Mug
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A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit And She Lived Happily Ever After Travel Mug
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Somebody sedate me - Travel Mug
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If you don’t like me, breathe in and out. There’s literally nothing else you can do - Travel Mug
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Some days the supply of available profanities is insufficient for my demand - Travel Mug
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Today's mantra Punching people will land me jail time and I'm too soft for jail. Omm - Travel Mug
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I was once a people person. But people ruined that for me. Now I'm a coffee person - Travel Mug
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The devil whispered I'm coming for you. I whispered back bring coffee - Travel Mug
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I hate when people don't get my sarcasm because I now sound like a bully - Travel Mug
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As per my previous email - Travel Mug
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I'm all peopled out - Travel Mug
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Go away. I'm introverting - Travel Mug
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You can’t possibly still be shocked by what’s coming out of my mouth - Travel Mug
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I wonder how many people listen to me and think if I get psychiatric help - Travel Mug
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Life Begins After Coffee Travel Mug
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Life Happens, Coffee Helps Travel Mug
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Coffee First, You People Later Travel Mug
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Death Before Decaf Travel Mug
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May Contain Alcohol Travel Mug
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I'm Such A Millennial Travel Mug
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I Couldn't Care Less - Travel Mug
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Somebody sedate me - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me, breathe in and out. There’s literally nothing else you can do - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s plan FUCK IT! - Ceramic Mug
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Today's mantra Punching people will land me jail time and I'm too soft for jail. Omm - Ceramic Mug
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I was once a people person. But people ruined that for me. Now I'm a coffee person - Ceramic Mug
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I'm sarchotic. People don't know if I'm just sarcastic or fucking psychotic - Ceramic Mug
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The devil whispered I'm coming for you. I whispered back bring coffee - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a tea enthusiast. The more tea I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a coffee enthusiast. The more coffee I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I hate when people don't get my sarcasm because I now sound like a bully - Ceramic Mug
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BookTok Man In A Doorway - Ceramic Mug
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If you hear me shouting at my children, just know, that I said it nicely 37 times - Ceramic Mug
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Live Laugh Fuck Off - Ceramic Mug
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Father / Dad: The guardian of the thermostat, keeper of the sacred household temperature - Ceramic Mug
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Don’t you sometimes just want to say. You can’t possibly be that fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m in a bad mood or everyone around me is just fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Saying fuck off is rude. Instead ask how can I hep you to fuck off. Be kind - Ceramic Mug
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As per my previous email - Ceramic Mug
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Successful adulting is when you avoid stabbing someone even though you really want to - Ceramic Mug
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I'm all peopled out - Ceramic Mug
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Good luck with yourself - Ceramic Mug
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Go away. I'm introverting - Ceramic Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Travel Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Travel Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Travel Mug
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Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions - Travel Mug
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Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot - Travel Mug
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Some days my supply of available fucks to give is insufficient for the demand - Travel Mug
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It’s hard to smile and nod when all I want to do is slap people in their faces - Travel Mug
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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, and I don't give an eeffoc until I had my coffee - Travel Mug
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I'm too old for this SHIT - Travel Mug
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