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If you find me offensive, maybe it’s a good idea to stop looking for me - Ceramic Mug
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I have 99 problems and literally every single one of them can be solved by a pay rise - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap more people at once - Ceramic Mug
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Some days my supply of available fucks to give is insufficient for the demand - Ceramic Mug
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Some days the supply of available profanities is insufficient for my demand - Ceramic Mug
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It's hard to smile and nod when all I want to do is slap people in their faces - Ceramic Mug
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I'm sarcastic because telling people to go fuck themselves is apparently rude - Ceramic Mug
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Honestly, nobody cares - Ceramic Mug
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What the fuck lines - Ceramic Mug
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Leave me the fuck alone - Ceramic Mug
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If I ever say 'First Of All' - Ceramic Mug
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I'm really not trying to be a bitch but you are not making it easy for me - Ceramic Mug
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Full Time Bitch - Ceramic Mug
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Perfect Brew - Ceramic Mug
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I fucking sparkle - Ceramic Mug
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I can't really talk the talk or walk the walk but if you need anyone to drink the drink - Ceramic Mug
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I'm the total package. I just got fucked through shipping and handling - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of people to piss off - Ceramic Mug
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Don't Like Me? Have a Seat with the Rest of People Waiting for Me to Give a Fuck - Ceramic Mug
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I'm Not Bossy. I Am The Boss Ceramic Mug
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Bossing It Ceramic Mug
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I'm Such A Millennial Ceramic Mug
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May Contain Alcohol Ceramic Mug
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Happy Wife, Happy Life Ceramic Mug
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Too Early For Wine Ceramic Mug
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Zen As F*ck Ceramic Mug
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Contains No Fucks Ceramic Mug
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Good Morning F*ckers! Ceramic Mug
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A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t And She Lived Happily Ever After Ceramic Mug
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Same Bitch Different Day Ceramic Mug
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I Couldn't Care Less Ceramic Mug
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Oh My Days Ceramic Mug
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Bitchy Bitch Ceramic Mug
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I Practice Bitchcraft Ceramic Mug
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Tea Is My Love Language Ceramic Mug
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You Are My Cup Of Tea Ceramic Mug
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Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug
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Coffee First, You People Later Ceramic Mug
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Life Happens, Coffee Helps Ceramic Mug
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Life Begins After Coffee Ceramic Mug
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Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, And I Don't Give Eeffoc Until I Had My Coffee Ceramic Mug
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Ceramic Mug
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